"Mother Nature really is so damned smart to give you your child in infant form first: There might not have been so many takers if she were handing out toddlers. Not that toddlers aren't adorable and captivating; it's just hard to imagine devoting your life to a person who breaks your things, eats with her hands and hurls herself onto the floor if she doesn't get her way, if you aren't already hopelessly devoted to the little tyrant. It was awfully nice planning on somebody's part to give you about a year to get to know your baby in a somewhat calm and orderly fashion......." ~Vicki Iovine
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